My friend Diana Anne is a Low Key Genius from Singapore with a penchant for the ironic. Diana Anne is a darling. Watch out!
She offers a poetic warning to potential internet suitors:
Dun bother with the MSN,
Dun have the EQ to do small talk,
Dun have the IQ to engage in intellectual conversations,
Dun have the AQ to counter broken hearts,
Dun bother with the sweet nothings, I'm desensitised.
Also, dun bother if your profile is faceless. Not interested in men with sub-zero self esteem.
No matter how well you know me, you will never know me well enough coz I'm an oxymoronic chronic pathological liar with acute syndromes. I am - simply complicated.
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